Trying it out

So Gucci came over last night, but bc I was still under the weather from Montezuma’s Revenge, nothing happened but some heavy petting and lots of talking.

At one point, he told me that he did his research and looked up Magnum condoms. I had offered this info to him earlier, trying to help him be more comfortable, and you know, so we could work it out.

“Really? Huh”, I replied once he told me he looked it up on wikipedia
“Yeah, and then I went and bought a 15 pack. I even tried one on”
“Why would you try it on, just to try it on?” I said
“Just to make sure it fit”
“So you just tried it out and used a condom for no other reason?”, I asked
“Well, then I jerked off with it on too. It felt so much better than the other ones. I can’t believe I was using them for so long and had no idea they didn’t fit.”

See, this is why I never generally date guys younger than me, because, while most of the time, they are surely book smart, they are all still pretty stupid.